My Pick For The Single Clunkiest And Stupifyingly Fucking Dumbest Headline Of The Year
December 11th, 2007
Right here.
“All the rage”?
Now, granted, Kevin Vaughan’s prose is usually fucking godawful in its own right, but dumping that headline on top of one of his platitude cavalcades seems unkind by even my standards.
One wonders what the hell Mr. Vaughan did to earn this great, stinking heap of shit being dropped on him from above. Did we fuck John Temple’s wife, Mr. Vaughan?
December 12th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
I see what you mean. But what can you expect from an outfit low-rent enough to hire a hack like Vaughan in the first place?
The only part of the story I didn’t understand was the ending. Like who on earth would “Subscribe to the Rocky Mountain News”???
Oh yeah, I forgot…
There’s always Jim Paine. Right?
December 12th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
The crazy shooter actually has a fairly thoughtful writing style: http://allspinzone.com/wp/2007/12/11/matthew-murray-nghtmrchld26in-his-own-words/
December 12th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Here’s another where he lays it out
more succintly