Ingrate
July 10th, 2008
I’m hurt, dear reader. In the interest of unity, fair play, and good sportsmanship, I took time out of my busy schedule to invite Claire Ryder to a round of friendly, leisurely sport-drinking, and not only did she not respond, she sent the following out to a few hundred of her closest friends.
Just in case anyone wants to know, Mr.. Whitmer is part of the R68 coalition, and is one of their biggest supporters. In case anyone was wondering about solidarity, this is how to build it, eh?
Adam and Zoë are also frequent targets.
Funnily enough, I am not even part of the Alliance.
Read this and maybe people will reconsider about working with R68.
And unlike some people do, I have no one bcc’d on this. Funnily enough, when you bcc someone on an email, then they stupidly hit reply all, then everyone knows who is bcc’d.
Funnily enough, I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, dear. I ain’t a part of the R68 coalition. I am a supporter, of course, but I don’t represent anything here other than my own half-formed, usually incoherent abhorrences (apologies to Ed Dorn).
It’s a fucking blog, ma’am, a little space of my own to bang out ten minutes of hate between cocktails, it’s sure as shit not a mission statement. As import goes, it’s somewhere between couch therapy and masturbating into a condom.
That said, Ms. Ryder, I seem to recall an incident not too long ago where you posted personal information about an R68 member on a website that gets a whole hell of a lot more traffic than this one.
I just took it as a sign that you wanted to play.
July 11th, 2008 at 8:05 am
So what’s the deal: she’s just not into you, or, it turns out that she doesn’t drink, especially in games, or, via forwarding the more obscure blog post to many acquaintances, the idea has been planted to watch carefully every time she drinks 7up or mountain dew.
July 11th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Heh. From what I hear, it’s fair to say she ain’t into me.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Yeah, well, funnily enough, nothing in Claire’s idiotic little screed can be construed as in any sense rebutting Ben’s observation about her being a complete and utter slosh with the hots for much younger men.
Which is, after all, because she has this really pathetic habit of getting sloppy drink and hitting on guys half her age.
July 13th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
It’s true what you’re saying about Claire Ryder. She showed up for one of our meetings with a pint of vodka, or maybe tequilla stashed in her purse, and proceeded to get really sloshed. Not only did she get more and more disruptive as the evening wore on, but at a certain point she acted like she wanted to tell me something in confidence. I leaned towards her so she could whisper and the next thing I knew her tongue was in my ear.
All can say is yuuuuuuuuuuck!
July 13th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
damn
July 14th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Sort of like gettin’ a surprise dose of tongue from your mama, eh Davie? There’s a word for Ms. Ryder’s behavior, I think, but it just plain escapes me at the moment. Somebody help me out on this one.