The Try-Works

(And it will be the last time.)

I realize I haven’t been attacking David Yeagley and clones with the same vigor I usually muster.  I almost feel bad about it, but what with the colossal list of enemies he’s managed to garner, I feel all irrelevant, anyway.

That said, I checked in this evening to see what’s been shaking.  And was unsurprised to find him joining Ann Coulter in defending Don Imus.  Now, to be honest, I could care less about the Imus scandal.  His was the typical run-of-the-mill racism that pervades the US media.  But, as usual, when the Yeagley gang starts on about race, there’s nothing run-of-the-mill about their bigotry.

This from Mr. Yeagley himself:

I see a deep disquietude, dissatisfaction, discontent, on the part of black people, deep in themselves.  At least when they’re around white people.  They are unhappy with themselves.  That’s what the behavior spells, no matter what they or they idiotic “leaders” say.  They are unhappy with themselves.

Which lead to this, from Thundersky66:

I know sad, happy, glad, angry, mad…bottom line is the people (blacks)of America have spoken!  Yeah, that’s right, spoken.  You ain’t got no power unless you are negroe.  They can take down a white, indian, mexican anythang with the snap of a hair.

. . .

They want to live in America, then it is time for them to grow up and get off that outdated historical racism kick of Sharpton and clean up their acts….starting with the rap music that made it okay for anyone to use the n word…a white woman wrote on nappy  hair, a colored wrote the nigger bible…why have cats now?  Oh, yeah forgot Sharpton is the man for many of you. Not me…I believe Imus wasn’t saying anything different than others……Sharpton just wanted his ugly mug in the news again.

And this from trailboss49:

The Blacks in America are proving that they have learned well from their Liberal minded teachers.  That is, they have mastered the art of the double standard.  It is perfectly fine for them to call each other N….., but if another race does then that person is a bigot and if you don’t give them (meaning Jessee Jackson) enough money then you will be run out of town tar and feathered on a rail.

But, as usual, the kicker comes from our old pal, tallsoldier77, who in response to trailboss49’s comment left the following:

HERE HERE!!!!!!!!

Now, would I be me if I didn’t answer with a hearty cry of . . . WHERE WHERE??????

Idiot.

If you missed the brawl between Rudy Youngblood supporter, Michelle Shining Elk, and David Yeagley’s fellow Klansman, Tallsoldier77, make sure to catch up. It was a thing of beauty, by God. Mr. Tallsoldier77 got whipped like George Bush on Scrabble night.

Update: Tallsoldier77 has now taken to leaving death threats on Brent Michael Davids’ answering machine.

Update II: Same with Dr. Al Carroll. Leaving an evidence trail of death threats that even the Boulder DA could track. The guy’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

In the comments from my latest David Yeagley post.

Rudy Youngblood supporter, Michelle Shining Elk — whom I very much like — is squaring off with one of Yeagley’s biggest fans, John Martin of San Diego, who goes by the handle Tallsoldier — and who, to his credit, manages to type even with his fingers slipping all over the slobber on his keyboard.

Stop by and say hi.

Update: It’s worth noting that this John Martin is a different asshole bigot than the asshole bigot named John Martin whom I’m usually insulting. Just so you know.

And you know how I hate David Yeagley. So when Nora was kind enough to forward me this beaut, how could I resist posting it?

Yeagley’s Lament

I don’t mind to be boring
So here’s my outpouring
I go on yabber yack
Like a maniacal hack
Without any compunction
About Black and White junction
Of darkies and blondes
What despicable bonds
That sets off my gland
And I type with one hand
I DO like to barge
Spread my hatred’s dischárge
So you listen to me
Disgust? Not for thee
If you don’t want to listen
That causes some frisson
Then I whine and complain
And start a campaign
Of lying and slander
Intellectual pander
When I’m caught foot in mouth
I try wriggling out
I lie and distort
And cry for support
From slobbering dirt
Hey! They think I’m a flirt
I advocate hanging
For cross-racial banging
Specifically Black
Blah yabber and yack
I am hating myself
Cause I’m left on the shelf
And because I’m not White
I am feeling contrite
That I am bereft
Is the fault of the left
Gestalt psycho babble
Negroes are just rabble
If I were only White
I’d be high like a kite
I loath to be Red
But how else get ahead?
Minority card
Even for a retard
Lack of knowledge illusions
And goofy conclusions
I guess and ass-ume
Blah blah and boom boom
Ann Coulter screech crow
Trannie cackle oh WOW
At least she’s no broad
For crying out loud
Bubba Adolf delight
If I only were White
I like blood and death
Just like Lady Macbeth
A bloodthirsty crone
Yack yabber and drone
Rudy Yo’blood orgasm
Awmegawd what a spasm
I have tried read a book
But what trouble that took
So I stopped on page nine
Rather yabber and whine
Yes I can’t even spell
Will you all go to hell
Hey is nobody there?
Seems I’m talking to air…

By the way, anyone who doesn’t get the Rudy Youngblood reference should check out Michelle Shining Elk. Rudy Youngblood’s the actor in Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto, and Yeagley’s been going after him for being too much Negro and not enough Indian — one of his favorite pursuits.

I noticed the body variants as well. What I thought was particularly revealing was the style in which Rudy ran. His whole manner was very black, like a black athlete. Wasn’t Indian at all. That was a major thing, to me. But, I can’t very well offer that as empiracle evidence. It’s just something I noticed–right away. Did you see the hands?

Keep reading.

And:

Rudy looked so completely un-Indian, though, it was a distraction. None of his physiognomic features, from head to toe, resemble Indians, of any tribe.

Keep reading.

Bet you half expect the moron to start digging up the bodies of Youngblood’s progenitors and filling their skulls with dried millet seed, don’t you?

Update: Pointing out that Yeagley’s full of shit about Youngblood shouldn’t be taken as any kind of endorsement of Apocalypto.  That should go without saying.

Update II: Mel Gibson: doing for Indians what he’s done for Jews.

Update III: I’m an idiot.  I told you to check out Michelle Shining Elk, and then didn’t link to her.  Problem fixed.

Update IV: A picture of Rudy Youngblood.  Join with Yeagley in identifying the Negroid features yourself.

Update V: It’s worth noting that Yeagley has himself been oft-compared to a certain prominent African American, by the way.

All hail the Average Savage!

Update VI: And, hell, that was so much fun let’s do it again.  Even if I have posted these before.

All hail the Average Savage!

The deadlines’ll run out and I’ll be back in action.

And when that happens, oh boy, will I be riffing on all the ass-kicking being handed David Yeagley by Badeagle.org, Davidyeagley.org, Michelle Shining Elk, and, of course, Roncevalles.