The Try-Works

A great article poached from the Colorado AIM blog.

In his May 15 speech before the Israeli Knesset, President George W. Bush invoked the Old Testament story of the chosen people and the Promised Land. Bush said that the establishment of Israel in 1948 ‘’was the redemption of an ancient promise given to Abraham, Moses and David - a homeland for the chosen people in Eretz Yisrael.'’

Bush also spoke explicitly of an alliance and a friendship between Israel and the United States rooted in the Bible. The source of the link between the two countries, he said, ‘’is grounded in the shared spirit of our people, the bonds of the Book, the ties of the soul.'’ Then, weaving a bit of American history into the mix, Bush told his audience: ‘’When William Bradford stepped off the Mayflower in 1620, he quoted the words of [the Hebrew prophet] Jeremiah 51:10: ‘Come let us declare in Zion the word of God.”’

According to Bush, ‘’The founders of my country saw a new promised land and bestowed upon their towns names like Bethlehem and New Canaan. And in time, many Americans became passionate advocates for a Jewish state.'’ American Indian lands, in other words, were viewed by the founders of the United States as a new Land of Canaan, a promised inheritance and everlasting possession.

Although there may be those orthodox Jews who would not concur with Bush’s characterization of the Old Testament, his speech illustrates the kind of thinking that has played such a prominent role in the historic mistreatment of American Indians by the United States, and in the callous and often brutal mistreatment of Palestinian people by the state of Israel. The mental model of a chosen people and a promised land provides a convenient rationalization whereby one people feels entitled and justified, by divine right, to take over, possess, and profit from the lands of other peoples.

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“It is true that as America became a powerful nation, without any qualms we took the land from the native tribes and killed them and exiled them, leaving remnants to struggle for generations in cultural and economic disaster. We could wish that Israel, too, might emerge victorious from a purge of Arab populations, but America handed out smallpox blankets before the camera.” Novelist Annie Roiphe, in Alan Dershowitz, ed., WHAT ISRAEL MEANS TO ME (2006) pp. 301-2.

Yeah, it’s old news at this point, but I just found out about it.

Another non-terrorist event foiled by the forces of righteousness. Crackerjack work, gentle(wo)men.

Two men who authorities say placed electronic advertising devices around the city were released from jail Thursday, apparently amused with the publicity stunt that stirred fears of terrorism and shut down parts of the city.

Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28, were released on $2,500 cash bond after each pleaded not guilty to placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct for a device found Wednesday at a subway station. They waved and smiled as they greeted people in court.

Outside, they met reporters and television cameras and launched into a nonsensical discussion of hair styles of the 1970s. “What we really want to talk about today — it’s kind of important to some people — it’s haircuts of the 1970s,” Berdovsky said.

Officials found 38 blinking electronic signs promoting the Cartoon Network TV show “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” on bridges and other high-profile spots across the city Wednesday, prompting the closing of a highway and the deployment of bomb squads. The surreal series is about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball. The network is a division of Turner Broadcasting Systems Inc.

“It’s clear the intent was to get attention by causing fear and unrest that there was a bomb in that location,” Assistant Attorney General John Grossman said at their arraignment.

The 1-foot tall signs, which were lit up at night, resembled a circuit board, with protruding wires and batteries. Most depicted a boxy, cartoon character giving passersby the finger — a more obvious sight when darkness fell.

The men did not speak or enter their own pleas, but they appeared amused and smiled as the prosecutor talked about the device found at Sullivan Station underneath Interstate 93, looking like it had C-4 explosive.

“The appearance of this device and its location are crucial,” Grossman said. “This device looks like a bomb.”

Some in the gallery snickered.

Keep reading.

And for your further enjoyment, the full press conference.

Pointing out the dipshit stupidity of our counter-terrorism tactics and pissing off the media. Looks like I’ve got some new heroes.

By the way, I’ve got a bead on a counter-terrorism strategy that might actually work.

Pay attention, now, it’s rather complex.

1. Get off their land.
2. Stop killing their kids.

I can think of a few hundred historical examples that bear it out. I can’t remember the last terrorist action to take place in Algeria, for instance. Nor in the Republic of Ireland.

And, hell, we all know the consequences of our current course of action.